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Bravo’s all new reality housewives series will premiere on Thursday 9pm ET. The Real Housewives of D.C. episode 1 is entitled, “Welcome To The District.” The casts of this new series are Stacie Scott Turner, Michaele Salahi, Catherine Ommanney (Cat), Lynda Erkiletian and Mary Schmidt Amons.

Here is the spoiler (synopsis) of the pilot episode of Real Housewives of DC Season 1

“There are social climbers everywhere,” one of the women of “The Real Housewives of D.C.” says as the show opens with Federal City establishing shots, then quickly pans to new Washington monuments: Michaele and Tareq Salahi. “When you first look at me, you think, ‘Gosh, she has no substance!’ But after you talk to me for a while, you see I have a heart of gold. There is a whole lot of substance here,” Michaele says, smiling at the camera.

Michaele brims with a phoniness that supersedes merely phony. She’s so phony she’s authentic. Michaele may be the most authentically phony person in the history of the “Real Housewives” franchise.

“The new D.C. is colorful fashion, beautiful clothes,” she says as she oohs and aahs over clothes that are splashed across a bed. “You know who this is reminiscent of?” she asks her bevy of assistants as she picks up a white chiffon dress edged in black. “Coco Chanel. She always had — as you saw in ‘Pretty Woman’ — the girls were always with pearls and the big hats.”

“I was the average, normal girl. I did modeling, met Tareq — he exposed me to a whole different world. I went to Paris for the night for dinner. He just wowed me,” Michaele gushes.

“Wow!” she demonstrates, as she unwraps a diamond cuff bracelet Tareq has procured for her.

“It’s decorated with eight carats of diamonds throughout,” Tareq details, like she’s a customer and he’s trying to sell her a car.

“I was like, ‘Wow — is this too good to be true?’ ” Michaele faux-wonders, which may be the most honest thing she’ll say the entire episode.

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